Friday, January 28, 2005

Bird Brains

Sorry about the headline- I know it's obvious, but sometimes the obvious joke is just the one that works.

Now that Oklahoma's citizenry has forced the state to ban cockfighting, a diehard state senator has the gall to try to revive the lurid pastime by equipping roosters with - picture this - tiny boxing gloves and chest protectors.

It's hard for me to fathom how we haven't all just reverted back to drooling lemurs.

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